Blouse Beater

A hybrid shirt between the blouse and the wife-beater that super-badass chicks wear in that awkard stage before the 'maybe their pregnant, maybe they just gained weight?' stage in life, but they always end up being pregnant. The blouse beater always shows off your prego glow!

Is best paired with a nice pair of khaki or cargo pants and a cadet cap... also prefered is a neck string like Ryan Atwood.

"Check out that chicks blouse beater! Is she pregnant?"

"She must be pregnant, shes wearing a blouse beater"

by Veroneeeca October 10, 2009

bush beater

Slang for someone who beats women.

Chris Brown is a bush beater.

by CDCC February 4, 2010

belter

a hot sunny day, sunshine, hot weather

I think today is gonna be a belter

by djn_71 June 18, 2006

banter

An exclamation intended to commemorate the occurence of a witty, jovially insulting, hilarously harsh or awkward comment, as well as lubricating the passage of conversation so as to facilitate further banter in the near future. It is most effectively used as a stand-alone catchphrase or vocal tool to break the awkward silence, indicate your approval of the previous comment or assert your position as the alpha banterer, or, in rarer circumstances, an effective "banter beacon", defined as one able to signal the presence of banter within moments of it appearing. Has been known to be used as a noun in the previously described ways but is certainly better employed as a single exclamation, leaving explanation of its context to those immediately adjacent to the utterer of the word. Has known to be used in conjunction with "Lad!" throughout history.

girl: "why do you keep throwing stones at me?"
boy: "probably because i don't ever wanna have sex with you"
banter beacon: "BAAAANTER!!!!"

mandem: "shu-hutt your mouth or im gonna stab you blud"
banter beacon: "i think that calls for...BAAAN-TERRR!

"*innocent comment by someone more socially vulnerable than you*"
...silence...
"BBBBBBAAAN-TERRRRRRR!"

"you have to start taking this more seriously or you'll mess it up for all of us"
"............SHUT UP"
"BANTER!"

head: "im afraid you're being expelled for what you did"
banterous individual: ".....im afraid you're being expelled for what i did"
head: "please, im trying to help you finish with your dignity intact"
banterous individual: "...that's what she said"
hidden banter beacon: "BAAAAAAANTER!"

by twelfth elf June 6, 2010

Banter Blanket

A person who smothers fun.

Likened to a fire blanket due to its ability to extinguish fun by asphyxiating it at an early stage.

Person A: Hey team, shall we do an almost naked calendar for charity?
Person B: Hell yeh, I love getting my slong out.
Person C: Yeh everyone will buy it to see hingers!
Banter Blanket: No, absolutely not, we're not doing that.

by Stewie B April 2, 2010

dick benders

16 oz. budweiser's, generally found in six pacs, but often found for single sales.

I just drank 6 dick benders and now my dick dont work right, looks like i need to have that bitch stick her finger up my butt to see if that work.

by saw-zaw January 10, 2008

Spoon Bender

A person that injects any one of several drugs into his or her blood vein.

Hi I'm George and I'm a spoon bender. I have been clean for 3 weeks.

by puckers June 22, 2008