stank beard

Having a beard or goatee that smells like an ashtray after smoking cigarettes.

Can you PLEASE go wash your face when you finish that cigarette, because I can smell your stank beard already?!

by johnnah75 April 28, 2015

Beard of Way

When two beards cross paths, the more impressive beard has right of way

D: Dude that guy just cut in front of you!
S: It's cool man, he had full on Beard of Way
D: That is an epic beard

by Captain Dale July 30, 2011

Sticky Beard

The sticky mess left behind after your girl rides your face.

Damn, she tasted good but I got such a sticky beard

by dandfingman July 1, 2011

Anti-Beard

When have beard, then get a tan. Then shave u'r beard leaving a patch of skin that is untanned.

Ed- I just came back from Ibiza and i got really bad anti-beard.

by That Dude99 November 8, 2009

beard daddy

A man whose beard game is on point. His beard commands attention and takes up a large portion of his face. When having relations with him he will likely have you screaming "daddy" (even though he may not have kids)

Sarah did you see that beard daddy working at the bank! ?!

by Kbunnei July 8, 2016

Pervert Beard

facial hair that peeks only in certain areas, this is a very sporadic looking beard.

Vlad has not shaved in three weeks and you can clearly notice the absence of hair in certain areas of his face, thus Vlad has a Pervert Beard.

by VanMan2424 May 14, 2010

beard belly

beer belly with a happy trail, making it look like your belly has a nice, well groomed beard.

Pablo: Yo, check out my beard belly!
Dan: Nice, it's better than your goatee!

by phagocitosis June 12, 2011