Bagel-fuls

A yummy but small bagel thats about 4in long and has cream cheese and its Yummmy

Have you tried these new bagel-fuls their only 200 calories

by KTM 3 August 4, 2008

Bagel Beater

When your a fucking a girl and she is on the bottom. your balls beat her asshole , which looks like a bagel hence the bagel beater

how did your balls get so shitty?
I banged this chick and the bagel beaters were swinging

by trustyrock March 5, 2011

Bagel Face

A overtly sexual phenomenon where a man falls asleep with his testicals on a woman's cheek leaving a indentation on the cheek, with the appearnce of a bagel.

After their perverted sexual encounter, she was left with a bagel face.

by Mrbogie January 26, 2018

Bagel

something you shove your dick in when you have nothing else

Me:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
bagel:ゞ◎Д◎ヾ

by Minty ravens~ April 30, 2019

buttery bagel

When one fucks a herniated belly button.

Yeah she totally wanted me to make a buttery bagel.

by Schmittyfish March 24, 2014

red bagel

When you fuck a asshole until it bleeds and it is red around the ass checks

John gabe gaby a red bagel for brunch

by antidm May 8, 2016

Chinese Bagel

wen u moon someone really close then put ur bare ass on them and shout chinese bagel

Would like a chinese bagel

by Bingloman January 20, 2009