red bagel

When you fuck a asshole until it bleeds and it is red around the ass checks

John gabe gaby a red bagel for brunch

by antidm May 8, 2016

Chinese Bagel

wen u moon someone really close then put ur bare ass on them and shout chinese bagel

Would like a chinese bagel

by Bingloman January 20, 2009

Bagel Boy

A retarded person who greatly enjoys bagels.

Peter, you bagel boy

by BagelBoy29 May 14, 2019

Bagel

A Bagel is another word for a Panic! At The Disco fan.

This term was founded during the MMM awards on MTV.com when Panic! At The Disco won by a close vote against 30 Seconds To Mars.

Killjoys are to MCR as Bagels are to P!ATD

Hell yeah, bro. All of the Bagels will be there!

by Bagel4Life May 3, 2011

bagel sniffer

A person that employs bagel sniffing in order to determine bagel tastiness. Often times a lazy dumb ass who surfs the internet every morning until the department baby sitter comes in, and then a little more discreetly for the rest of the day.

person 1: I'm having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: That dumb ass will only make things worse.
person 2: Yea, just call Eric or Gil.

by AlexTheNewGuy January 18, 2006

Nipple Bagel

When you go to get some breakfast at Denny's or Mcdonalds and the breakfast just makes you wanna barf out your soul.

I went to Denny's to get some grub but when i looked at the food, it was like a the biggest nipple bagel i have ever seen.

by o-my-damn March 24, 2009

Swedish Bagel

A sexual encounter that occurs when you get sloppy seconds and you use the first guys creampie (He left it, so he wont need it anyway.) as lubrication for the female recipiant's anus.

"Hey, Francine."
"Yes, Jack?"
"Since Charles just got done, I was wondering if I could Interest you in a Swedish Bagel."

by psyk0b0y November 24, 2006