Barrel

Punch kick!

(pretend that nothing is here *barrel*)

by Allnamesaretakengoddamnit May 12, 2025

barrel-iron

A gun, most likely a .38.

He placed his barrel-iron between the teeth and aimed at the roof of his mouth and shot.

by BrazBiz April 15, 2015

Gay cracker barrel

Cracker barrel is going gay, weve lost it.

“Yk, maybe it is time for gay cracker barrel”

by Skippytoilet June 24, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 2, 2022

rusty barrel

A cougar that hasn't found a man in a while

Oh she a rusty barrel

by Rusty_Barrel October 16, 2017