banana jesus

the god of fun and fruit and has never turns down a good time with freinds and hot chicks.

damn, banana jesus gots the moves!!

by bananajesus2018 September 21, 2017

banana skids

The crusty trail of bodily fluids left behind in male underwear post-coitus.

I've washed my favorite boxers ten times, and i just can't get rid of these banana skids

by romangeezer August 28, 2015

Banana Lobster

A term used to describe Postassium Iodine by Class twofife3.

Hey dumbass told you not to fuck around with that reactor. Now its melting down. You better shove some banana lobster to the back of your throat before Uncle Sam follows up with that dick!
Fukushima sushi restaurants have been serving banana lobster since 2011.

by Docdude November 2, 2016

Banana with no crust

When if you don’t know that one tik tok, you say this implying you are as stupid as the idea of a banana with no crust.

“Bro you know that one TikTok?”
“Nah bruh im a banana with no crust”

by RANDOMPERSON578912590341687 April 20, 2020

Moldy Banana

When you wake up the next day after having sex and still have the condom on your dick.

So, I fucked this girl last night and then I passed out. When I woke up this morning, I had a moldy banana.

by Freemont04 August 31, 2013

Banana Fish

Banana Fish is an anime that you can watch on multiple platforms.
Banana Fish is very sad, sometimes funny.

It shows examples of what happens in the real world

“Hey! Did you watch Banana Fish yet?”
“Yeah I did! Though it was very sad it shows what happens in life.”

by axeels August 3, 2021

Chop Banana

Nigerian slang term meaning "to have sex". Usually as a one night stand or fling.

Yo look at the fattie on that Nigerian girl!

Dayyuuummnnnn son. I'm bout to ask her to chop banana.

by Casablanca1776 August 17, 2016