some school in the town of bartlett illinois in u-forty shit where the grades seem high but the students are higher. while a multitude of gangsters plague the school at first glance, don't be fooled, they're just crackhead dumbasses who think they're the shit from the "ghetto" village their high school is located in. finally just got their own fucking football field like 2 yrs ago instead of having to borrow from other schools in the area. typically overshadowed by their newer and more athletically successful neighbors, south elgin high school, made most notable by south elgin freshmen calling us "fartlett". however, while south elgin's academy simply teaches incoming poindexters how to use video cameras and become a valued part of the media, bartlett's S.T.E.M academy students either learn to develop and supply chemical methamphetamine to the rest of the school or build health-related and physical abominations in their workshops in their free time. although bartlett has its fair share of rich ass snobs and junkies, don't be fooled, their GPA is completely held up by the geeky ass engineers who spend 34 hours a day on quantum physics and their science fair projects. our principal is the only fucking soul in the entire building with school spirit, and believe me, whereever the hell he's getting his good, I wanna know.
and remember, we are bhs and we dream big, cock caw
and remember, we are bhs and we dream big, cock caw
Boy: Where do you go to school?
Girl: I go to Bartlett High School.
Boy: ha academy nerd! Least it's better than Larkin.
Girl: yeah yeah
Girl: I go to Bartlett High School.
Boy: ha academy nerd! Least it's better than Larkin.
Girl: yeah yeah
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The students in the school causes tons of nuisance for the public, bullying people inside the school and the staff doesn't do shit to help the students.
Counsellers in the school claimed to keep whatever things you tell them confidential, but they tell the year head what u told them immediately after u leaves.
This school is also filled with students with high egos, claiming they know everything till technology comes into the question (oh my god). You can challenge them to any tech competition and you get a free comedy show without even paying 🤣
Overall, join this school if you're into bullying people, vaping, hanging out with gangsters or you have a high ego even ChatGPT crashes when u ask a question
The students in the school causes tons of nuisance for the public, bullying people inside the school and the staff doesn't do shit to help the students.
Counsellers in the school claimed to keep whatever things you tell them confidential, but they tell the year head what u told them immediately after u leaves.
This school is also filled with students with high egos, claiming they know everything till technology comes into the question (oh my god). You can challenge them to any tech competition and you get a free comedy show without even paying 🤣
Overall, join this school if you're into bullying people, vaping, hanging out with gangsters or you have a high ego even ChatGPT crashes when u ask a question
Bartley Secondary School is filled with students that loves to vape, cause nusiance to the public and bullying people.
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