Badger

Large carnivorous mammal with a keen sense of smell and an appetite for worms, insects, and grubs. Those spotted around Loughborough have a thick black and white fur covering on them.

What happened to your newly landscaped garden Tom?

A badger!

by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025

Fanny Badger

A recently single legend of the game who's reputation procedes him and is hitting the dating scene like a bat out of hell.

"Dude I'm single again, Its time for the rise of the fanny badger."
OR
"The fanny badger is reborn"

by Sa12356 June 9, 2019

Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner

Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger

by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016

Badgering

A form of internet trolling where you ask people to provide sources for things that are common sense or well known in order to frustrate and waste people's time.

Sam: 2+2=4
Mike: yo can you provide a source for that
Sam: why are you always badgering people?

by asvpcurtis January 20, 2022

badger mouth

Someone who’s teeth stick out

Anna has a badger mouth

by Coco ✊🏿 September 18, 2022

Badger

A word used to confirm it’s correct or you’re acknowledging you remember something.

Example 1:
Ben: What was the name of our Geography teacher in year 9?

Sam: Oooh errrr, Mr Geofferson!?

Ben: Aaah yes that’s the Badger.
Example 2

Amy: Pass us the 10mm socket for this wrench.

Jen: Is this the right one?

Amy: Yeah that’s the badger, pass it here.

by Samwisethegreat April 19, 2020

The Road-kill Badger

A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.

One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.

Last night me and my girl spent all night doing the Road-kill Badger

by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018