bacon fatter

Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.

After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

Bald Baconator

A bald person who is very savage and cool but they have no hair 😂😂😂

Bald baconator your so cool even tho you have no hair

by Jums (sps) May 03, 2019

skatin bacon

When a woman's oven is usually wet and you put your meat log in her.

Dude, this broad's oven required no preheating. It was like my custard cannon turned into some skatin bacon.

by Rex Thundershock November 09, 2021

BACON SOUP

THE TASTIEST SNACK FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO ENJOY

"YO DUDE,THAT BACON SOUP TASTES DANKKKKKK"

by bacon_soup_advertizer March 26, 2022

Bacon Vision

Basically meat vision but instead of turning things into random meat... it's always bacon!

Don't make me use my bacon vision!!!

by BLTs for everyone! YDG? April 30, 2010

going bacon

The act of going harder than ham

You think you went ham well Im going bacon.

by batman8813 March 17, 2015

Bacon Umbrella

A muffin top at extends beyond that of a normal muffin top often including stretch marks.

Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.

Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.

by MilkingBerry January 27, 2016