Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.

Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?

by God Left Us May 6, 2019

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Apple Pasta

Apple Pasta is when your best friend kisses her boyfriend. It’s like a code word. right after they kiss you text your bff and say “APPLE PASTA!!!!” It’s a really special moment.

girl 1- I just kissed him! I hafta text bff and say Apple Pasta!
girl 1- ‘goes to text messages’ “APPLE PASTA!!”
girl 2- AYEEEEEEE

by tumbler362 June 3, 2019

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APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES

PERSON 1: "Whats your favorite food?"
PERSON 2: "UPULEZ AND BUNUNUS"
PERSON 1 "APPLES AND BANANAS"

by HTTPS TYF GG November 15, 2022

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Gunga Apple

The apple that was once eaten by eve but has now been reincarnated as an apple of all power and knowledge

"How did Eisntein become so smart?"

"Well he ate the Gunga Apple of course!"

by Not Wilson Nick February 13, 2019

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Wet apple

An inflamed clitoris

Bro, did your girl have a wet Apple?

by Jammer1738 April 17, 2016

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Someone who bullies people for using inferior android smartphones and defends with his life everything regarding apple products. Will always sleep in a tent waiting for the next iThing but he will never acknowledge being part of a herd.

Random android user: I sure love the new 120Hz display Samsung put out.
Apple bully: That's because you love garbage. You can see from a mile away that there is no artistic touch on that. Here, try the new iPhone with its marvelous 60Hz display.

by android virgin March 12, 2021

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