anal gape

The results of a wide penis being shoved in a girls asshole. To many, seeing a girl gape adds to the experence of anal sex. Usualy followed by either spitting in it, or blowing you load into it.

after i finished with that slut she had the biggest gapeing asshole. she loved anal, and i loved her anal gape

by diesel.. June 3, 2006

anal paralysis

When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.

My butthole almost swallowed my hand when I tried to wipe.I must've had anal paralysis.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Anal Bisque

Similar to Ball Soup, but this pooling of sweat resides much closer to the aft of the gooch and the anus. Said bisque can provide extreme discomfort and the occasional skid mark.

I swear to little, tiny baby Jesus, this anal bisque I'm sitting is going to kill me.

by Shinigami71 December 10, 2009

Anal Hero

One who conquers the anus

that anal hero just emerged from the asscrack

by TheSimpleTruth1697 January 8, 2012

Hulu and Anal

A culture alternative to Netflix and chill

Anette: wanna come over for some netflix and chill
Tod: nah, too mainstream, how about hulu and anal?

by Satanic Fuck boi January 21, 2016

Anal Cartographers

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

Anal Whisper

The whispers from your anus, aka a silent fart

I could hear his anal whispers.

The anal whispers were terrible, they snuck out and smelled the place up

by Shirley Jimenez December 15, 2011