Natural milo

The act of shitting diarrhoea in the shower and then proceeding to drink it from a cup

I Was thirsty so I had some natural Milo this morning

by saussypnus September 9, 2023

Nature stroking

masturbating in a forest

Jack got caught nature stroking by a man walking his dog

by nature stroker & floor shitter November 1, 2018

Natures Bucket

The floor

"Where did you put the screws for this?"
"Natures Bucket" *points to floor*
"oh, my, god jake!"

by yaboicat January 23, 2023

Natural Hand Warmer

When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm

I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside

by shacka October 11, 2019

NATURE

is the sum of all being in the ecosphere including humans.
The word mostly gets used as a defintion of everything outside of the human, which is a misconception and

suggests a division between human beings and the ecosphere. It romaticises the environement as a neutral background. In this context the notion of “Nature” is a barrier in the human understanding that stops us from finding our place in the ecosystem because it suggests that we are existing outside of it and takes away the feeling of belonging and responsibility.

1. Environmentalism is not about protecting “nature” but rather about collective survival.

2. P:” I love “nature”!

E:” Do you mean you love all beings in the ecosphere or do you want to say you love the wilderness?”

3. P: “Nature” is so beautiful!”
E: “Thank you! You too!”

by meira_ma June 1, 2022

doin' it faux natural

to masturbate

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.

by Poetjester September 24, 2016

natural sparkling wine

Natural sparkling wine is the english word for Natursekt. It's not about real sparkling wine. It's about piss.

He is a natural sparkling wine enthusiast. He would love to taste the natural sparkling wine of attractive young women. Are you kinky enough?

by unkinkyjonas October 21, 2023