When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.
by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017
Get the monkey dickingmug. A newly found vulgar slang of Texan origin; used as a high level insult.
Can refer to asshole as a synonym. However, this slang is of much higher offense and shouldn’t be used in vain. Will end with a fight if not used cautiously.
Can refer to asshole as a synonym. However, this slang is of much higher offense and shouldn’t be used in vain. Will end with a fight if not used cautiously.
Linda: Ugh, that George is too much! All he ever does is think about himself, I’d go so far as to call him a Trash Monkey!
Martha: Uhh Linda, he’s standing right behind you; I think he heard everything you said.
George: Bitch I’m gonna beat your ass up.
Fin.
Martha: Uhh Linda, he’s standing right behind you; I think he heard everything you said.
George: Bitch I’m gonna beat your ass up.
Fin.
by Lii’sBathSalts May 15, 2020
Get the Trash Monkeymug. While under the influence of copious amounts of THC, a brain altering chemical , one may experience being “baked.” Crossing the line from baked to extremely baked would promote one to the level of "baked monkey."
Did u see Phillip? He was baked monkey at dinner tonight, he wouldn’t stop eating and making animal noises cause he was so fucking high.
by bakedmonkey69 February 1, 2022
Get the Baked monkeymug. Having an obsession with anything vehicle related! Spending hrs and hours researching and building a particular type of vehicle to perfection. While being amazing at everything!
Those Gear Monkey’s spent hours building thier ultra4 vehicle!
That Gear Monkey was moving quick through the desert!
Baby don’t worry, I’m a Gear Monkey!
I wish I was a Gear Monkey to be as cool as that guy!
Don’t worry I can Gear Monkey it!
He was driving like a Gear Monkey!
If only I could Gear Monkey
She was totally Gear Monkey last night!
That Gear Monkey was moving quick through the desert!
Baby don’t worry, I’m a Gear Monkey!
I wish I was a Gear Monkey to be as cool as that guy!
Don’t worry I can Gear Monkey it!
He was driving like a Gear Monkey!
If only I could Gear Monkey
She was totally Gear Monkey last night!
by The Gear Monkey May 9, 2018
Get the Gear Monkeymug. A police officer, especially one who reflexively uses his or her Taser in situations in which a real cop would rely on his or her wits and communication skills.
Peace Loving Citizen: Excuse me, officer, might you have the time?
Taser Monkey (later, to Grand Jury): The perpetrator approached me and presented a reasonable request in a peaceable manner. I had no choice but to tase him. And tasers are "non-lethal" so it's obvious he died on purpose just to frame me.
Grand Jury: But your victim was a 90-year-old man with a heart condition in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank... asking for the time. And you killed him.
Taser Monkey: Exactly. He could have been a terrorist with a wheelchair bomb, plotting to kill me and everyone else in the area. A lesser cop might have answered with the time and we could all be dead right now!
Grand Jury: Oh right! What were we thinking? Of course we'll side with you no matter what. Fuck the citizens!
Taser Monkey (later, to Grand Jury): The perpetrator approached me and presented a reasonable request in a peaceable manner. I had no choice but to tase him. And tasers are "non-lethal" so it's obvious he died on purpose just to frame me.
Grand Jury: But your victim was a 90-year-old man with a heart condition in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank... asking for the time. And you killed him.
Taser Monkey: Exactly. He could have been a terrorist with a wheelchair bomb, plotting to kill me and everyone else in the area. A lesser cop might have answered with the time and we could all be dead right now!
Grand Jury: Oh right! What were we thinking? Of course we'll side with you no matter what. Fuck the citizens!
by taserbrain February 12, 2010
Get the Taser Monkeymug. I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.
That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.
That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.
by Bishopk March 4, 2009
Get the wet the monkeymug. Someone who has an invisible, permanent "Kick Me" sign taped to their back.
They're the butt of almost any demeaning joke, they commonly have horrible luck, and a large amount of horrible things happen to them. Their existence is just to solely have horrible things happen to them. If anything positive happens to them, the person usually gets screwed over in the end.
They're the butt of almost any demeaning joke, they commonly have horrible luck, and a large amount of horrible things happen to them. Their existence is just to solely have horrible things happen to them. If anything positive happens to them, the person usually gets screwed over in the end.
Charlie Brown from Peanuts is probably the best example for a "Butt Monkey".
Bill Dauterive from King Of The Hill.
Bill Dauterive from King Of The Hill.
by Sadow August 31, 2013
Get the Butt Monkeymug.