Matt K

Honestly the kindest soul you will ever meet. Matt is someone you will fall head over heels for instantly (or potentially hate at first but very much grow to love) he is the most beautiful, gorgeous, talented, kind and loving person you will ever meet. He has beautiful eyes and a stupid moustache (that you secretly like) . He is the love of my life and I wake up every day lucky and amazed that he is there for me. He is kind and patient and nurturing and will love and support you through your lowest of rock bottoms and he will do it with a smile because somehow he still loves you. If you meet him never let him go, even if he sometimes stupidly doesn't wear this under his jumpers and makes annoying sounds (scream and sleep)
I love you Matt K
by Your Sunflower November 14, 2019
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Matt Whiteman

An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.
Girl: Are you ready for this?
Guy: Yeah, I'm ready! Just don't give me a bloody Matt Whiteman!
by Babycomeback January 13, 2013
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Matt Myers

An autistic specimen. Some may call him a professional wrestler for the amount of times he's beaten people up.
"Hey look, the special kid is throwing somebody on the floor and punching him!"
"That's a Matt Myers alright."
by schoolstopwatchingme October 30, 2017
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Matt Kapaun

Matt Kapaun
by CaptainSwag March 25, 2013
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Matt the Wod

What a man. The greatest of all time. Best youth footballer. Hates Stevie Mcguigan. And the queen
Wow! There's Stevie! Matt the Wod this is so poggers.
by LeighGriffithsfanpagelol November 18, 2020
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Matt Wade

A thick bootied big boy. He Is the Biggest DJ in Portland, and soon the World. He has the biggest heart and an even bigger pee pee. Check out his Soundcloud.
“Matt Wade have my babies!”
by littlebabybitch January 07, 2019
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Matt Ridge

thot slayer...

hes just a thot slayer

this nigga be killing thots without saying anything
This nigga be killing sluts and thots with a knockback enchanted diamond sword

this nigga probably liked highschool musical
damn I wish I was a Matt Ridge
by The All seeing Admin June 20, 2019
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