A tradition dating back many weeks with my girlfriend, this wholesome activity requires two naked and willing participants. The first of these must lie flat on their back, and must also, for reasons that will beome clear, be male (although an engorged clitoris may suffice). The second must then leap from an elevated position and try to get their ring around the targets pole. A note of caution- unless said pole is extremely hard, take care when choosing the height to propel oneself from.
Steve: Fancy a game of human hoopla?
Emma: What's that?
Steve: If you can get your ring around my pole you'll win a donkey (punch).
Emma: Geronimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emma: What's that?
Steve: If you can get your ring around my pole you'll win a donkey (punch).
Emma: Geronimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by silenticecream August 21, 2012
Get the Human Hooplamug. someone who's not thinking out of the box, who's not creative enough to think of solution to resolve something.
only relies on rules and limited conditions
only relies on rules and limited conditions
This matter is really urgent to resolve in a very short time, we couldn't rely on her, she's not creative enough to resolve this. She's a human-robot.
by enimm13 September 17, 2015
Get the human-robotmug. When a traffic collision causes scaffolding / piping to come off of a lorry at speed penetrating a car inc. Driver / passenger / Both
Did you hear about the crash on the M4 ? Scaffold lorry and a ford. Driver turned into a Human Kebab.
by PC J July 15, 2011
Get the Human Kebabmug. Hundreds of thousands of people have been genetically reprogrammed. There aren’t many organic humans left.
by TheRealNostradamus March 5, 2023
Get the Organic humanmug. Chad hight is a human god and a human angel. He is the only God higher in power then the heavenly father Wich is his son. Chad loves everybody on earth and is super nice and seeks immortality. Remember God loves you. God's number is 808 793 9796
by Human god September 27, 2020
Get the Human godmug. When you insert a string of anal beads made of mentos into your ass and then butt chug a bottle of Diet Coke.
Allison asked if she could human geyser me this weekend but I’m afraid the soda is going to cause my skin to break out
by EatAssNotAnimals October 11, 2017
Get the Human Geysermug. The act of infinite spooning, where participants sit/lie as if doing the oops upside your head song. But comfy. No dancing required. The only boundaries are your imagination.
Hey, we'd be more comfortable if we bust out the human spoonipede! Everyone sit down and get involved!
by TheHumanSpoon February 15, 2018
Get the Human spoonipedemug.