egg daddy

The one that you wanna get an egg, give an egg, give him/her egg, egg.

Be my egg daddy

by Oofmom May 22, 2018

Egg Cock

An Egg Cock is the result of smashing two eggs at your testicles and rubbing the yolk all over your penis. Then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your "Egg Whites" all over her.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard Samantha's done with you. What happened? Guy 2: I wanted to try something new so I gave her the Egg Cock.

by TheMightyFrenchican March 1, 2017

Egg Noodle

Noun; A person who is a little weird but it's ok because they are extremely sexy and anyone would crave their noodle.

Matt: "Tommy is such a weirdo..." Lexie: "Yea but he's totally an egg noodle! ;)"

by BobbyLynch69 March 30, 2017

creme egg

When a person makes a small hole in a Cadbury's creme egg, sucks the creme out then ejaculates into the egg, seals the hole and gives it to their unexpecting victim

"aw man shes been really annoying recently, im gonna have to give her a creme egg"

by chunkyjizzmonkey February 14, 2019

loose eggs

when something's out of its container

wow that sugar sitting there on the ground sure is loose eggs

by trotro's dad September 19, 2013

Egg Tray

Like a tea bag but worse, a properly executed egg tray is where you carefully place you testicles in someone's eyes so that they settle in like eggs in an egg tray.

He was a sleep so I snuck in and gave him the old egg tray.

by Blackhat September 4, 2013

Egg Cooker

Setting fire to the gases produced by flatulence

That was a massive egg cooker by James

by Thundar August 3, 2007