cracker eater

Cracker eater is a person who you just hate, but don't have a huge reason to. You hate every little thing they do. So they can just be sitting down eating crackers and you are hating them for that. You bitterly think, look at that bitch over there eating crackers.

Person 1: Why do you hate her? She's not the nicest person but she really never did anything to me or any of your friends.
Person 2: She's just one of those cracker eaters.

by Hobochan March 24, 2017

Cracker Belly

It's the extremely uncomfortable feeling of fullness after eating a meal at Cracker Barrel. Usually accompanied by a feeling of stickiness due to the ubiquitous use of syrup by its patrons and staff.

Emilie: What's wrong? You've been lying on the couch all afternoon.
Dad: I had the Momma's Pancake Breakfast at Cracker Barrel for lunch and now I've got the Cracker Belly.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 24, 2021

Cracker Tweak

A high strung white person high on methamphetamine. They usually have sores on their face and missing teeth. Often times resembling a zombie.

Look at that Cracker Tweak standing on the street corner selling herself for a hit.

by CyberWolfm636 January 08, 2020

moyster crackers

To eat ass with crackers

I ate the shit out of Laura Sanderson’s moyster crackers

by @laurasmith January 10, 2018

cracker lip

To hit a joint or blunt and keep it dry. Not wetting the paper or tobacco.

Hey man come over here and hit this shit. Make sure to Cracker Lip it so it stays dry!

by Seantheripper September 22, 2021

Cracker Whacker

Formerly known as “foldable chair” used in the 2023 Montgomery Alabama, Riverboat Brawl as the primary disciplinary tool or weapon by afro American Chair guy

“Wow he went wild with that ‘cracker Whacker”

by KNot the watcher August 13, 2023

cracker mess

When a bunch of white people...
-act all stupid
-fight for no reason
-trippin over nothing
-acting a fool
-or causeing drama.

Did u see thoes girls over there?
mmhm damn cracker mess is wat it is.

by MARiiE September 11, 2007