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Sexy Bois Religion

This is the official Religion for the Sexy Bois
Corpse: Damn Dude I look so good today

Corpse 2: Hell fuck yes you do

Corpse 3: Welcome in the Sexy Bois Religion
by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020
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Haine Religion

When A plane got high jacked by Jack Off the Cheeto Dust Pilot. He high Jacked the Quantas plane of the daddy jingle lovers. Clive palmer also transcended into the plane in fluro green lingerie. The music on this plane usually blasts so loud that it sounds like a bomb dropped and an engine and wing fell off. Jason Derulo also gives free handjobs.

Motif: "MMMMMMMM YES DRENNO MAKE MY JACK CUM IN THAT TIGHT ANUS"
Omg did you read the Haine Religion of the off of a daddy Jack cheeto dust
by Aquadaddy July 26, 2022
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The Religion of Peace

"The Religion of Peace" is a phrase that gained notoriety in the early 2000's after United States President George W. Bush used it following the 9/11 Attacks.

Though in popular culture, the phrase is used in an ironic manner to joke about Islamic Extremism in the world.
"Did you hear about the attack?"
"No I didn't. The Religion of Peace at it again?"
by OhioStateHater June 23, 2025
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Stay out of politics and religion

Go fuck yourself Ed Sheeran! Ginger fucking faggot! THAT! That right there is why Taylor is fucking Travis instead of you!
Ed Sheeran "Muh daddy told me 'Stay out of politics and religion' lalala I'm a ginger fairy!"

Hym "No... No. Participating in politics is my DUTY as a citizen and I'm a devout Pandeist Gnostic! I NEED to disparage their incest cult as a part of my religion! Because as Thomas Payne said 'To a Deist, the word of God is written in the laws of the universe and to Hym all scripture is a forgery.' And as a Gnostic I believe your God is evil. I have a RIGHT to express my religious views and this all perfectly coincides with things I've said in the past! Wait... Was that an Ed Sheeran song? You know what? I don't care."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
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True religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities
Girl 1: wow that guy is so hot but he’s kind of weird
Girl 2: talk about true religion genes!
by Ingredients January 27, 2022
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Religion

Fire insurance for the hopelessly immoral.
"My religion will save me from Hell."
by Old-Crab May 2, 2024
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Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024
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