Lincolned

To receive an unexpected cum shot to the back of the head.

“He hit it from the back and I got lincolned, 10/10, would do again.”

by o captain my captain March 25, 2024

Abraham Lincoln

-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read

- Abraham Lincoln

by Anony. Res October 19, 2023

Lincoln

bro. he is so sus, like for some reason he is "busy" all the time. he is a chill friend probably not the best boyfriend... he doesn't take any risks and stays to normal things. lincoln is the rule follower, most likely will not do anything that is somewhat bad. he is a great friend that is there but doesn't give the best advice.

lincoln: (says he has to go) "gotta go"
friend: "why"
Lincoln: "I'm busy, but I'll text you"

by jigalyfish13 May 22, 2021

Lincoln

A bitch.

Lincoln is an asshole.

by LincolnHalligan February 29, 2024

Lincoln

A nonchalant with a small penis

Woman: How's it going Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nothing much I got a small penis how about you.

by trosa456 February 10, 2025

Lincoln logging

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)

At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster

by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021

Lincoln Riley’d

To be really good in events, typically sporting events, during exhibition play, but completely suck when playoffs roll around; To overcook meat greatly.

“Man, my team and I totally Lincoln Riley’d this year and it cost us a spot in the Championship game!”

by LayerOfPipes September 4, 2023