Johnson bar

A dildo. Also daddle, Cantonese groin

"I'm not into those silly toys with ducks, beavers or the whole darn menagerie. Prefer to stick in a plain Johnson bar to get the good ole vibes"

by Van Dick the Smaller August 31, 2012

bar tan

The red-faced, hangover appearance after a long night of drinking.

Dude, Larkin stayed out late and showed up at work sportin' a bar tan.

by snowtoad February 23, 2011

Sports bar

"Sports bar" is a synonym for "jackass consolidation area". Usually features wood panelling, several large televisions, and food that will get you setup with a case of heart disease by 28.

I saw a bunch of white hats frat bros down at Spanky's sports bar hooting to the latest televised NFL macho circle jerk.

by MTMofo April 15, 2015

Bear Bar

Gay bar with mainly "bears" as visitors

Gay Dude: "Want to go to the Chocolate Tunnel tonight?"

Other Gay Dude: "Nah, that place turned into a Bear Bar and I am just not in the mood for beards and pumped up muscles tonight"

by The Swaffle King August 25, 2014

bar raper

Quasi-DDR Move
The Margarine of DDR Dancers.
The Diet Coke of DDR, only one calorie! Not even even enough!

A person hated by all DDR Dancers.

Garrett is a bar raper and ergo he sucks.

by A. C. Brantley October 21, 2004

Dive bar

This place is going to be stinky and lame. You don't come here for the drinks, you come here to eliminate sobriety. All of the regulars there have a smoker's voice and a hard look to them. If you try to go there dressed nicely, you will get stared at and singled out. Wear shoes that you wouldn't mind squashing some roaches in.

Dude you smell like PBR, where'd you go last night?

I went to that dive bar in our town that your mom usually goes to.

by Marie P. October 30, 2010

Barred Up

Talk smack, or verbally pwning someone.

I saw a guy get barred up today because the glare of his bald head shined brightly into someone's eyes.

by XxCra5hxX October 8, 2015