New York Hooper

A sexual act regarding 3 men, 3 basketballs, and a small cardboard box big enough to fit a penis. Often done with men above the age of 40.

Kendra: Oh crap, I think my grandpa was doing the New York Hooper last night.
Delaney: How do you know?
Kendra: There's 3 basketballs and a cardboard box with a hole for a dick.
Delaney: I'm sorry.

by Yo Black-Ass Mom November 6, 2017

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New York Yankees

A baseball team that has enough money to buy a European country, but still cannot make the playoffs.

The New York Yankees can suck a dick

by ispeakthetruth101 January 18, 2015

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With a population of 1,225, Truxton isn't even a dot on a map, it is made up of 440 homes, and tons of farms. Truxton is home to 1 gas station and no stores, plan on driving for at least 15 minutes if you need to get something besides eggs and milk as there are plenty of farms. Here you burn your trash and your mail truck is a different car everyday with a yellow light on top.

Hey Bob, where are we? I don't know, I can't find this shitter they call Truxton, New York anywhere on the map.

by Farmer Joeee May 12, 2011

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Upstate New York

Not the city, it is ... the Adirondack Region , the largest publicly protected area in the contiguous United States , the place where New York City get their water, the Finger Lakes region, a place where you can see stars, real ones not fake ones.

Joe: I'm from New York
Dullard: Whats it like in the city?
Joe: Upstate New York

by klobber February 22, 2020

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New York Roll

A fat roll of $100 bills. Typically carried in the front pocket and bound with a rubber band. Purposely displayed when paying a bill to establish the wealth of the person with the roll. Stereotypically used by Mafiosos.

Look at that Goomba paying for a lap dance with the New York Roll.

by mmHg May 6, 2009

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