Spark this wood

When to or more people enjoy a blunt together

Hey man i'm about to spark this wood and take a flight to Boston right after.

by LiftWeightDoMuayThai December 17, 2010

Wood burner

High speed male masturbation

I am going to stay home and wood burn.

He has been single for some time, he has become a wood burner.

by Wood burn February 27, 2018

Flip the wood

During sexual intercourse when your partner flips you and inserts the wood

He took me home and he showed me how he wanted to flip the wood

by Paranoid Squad August 19, 2017

Joshua Wood

The coolest man alive, gets all the ladies and most likely has a 30 foot long dick

Woah that's a joshua wood, look at his 30 foot long dick

by jw4amj January 15, 2021

pulp wood

A penis thats not hard but not soft.

''I look at Lady Gaga and I get such Pulp Wood''.

by salem and nightmare February 26, 2010

slap the wood

Slapping an erect penis against pussy.

Man, I could hear him slap the wood from the other room!

by Brzaukee March 21, 2015

gutter wood

A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.

Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.

by bb714 February 8, 2015