wanker mobile

A regular car that has been modified in the attempt to make it look like a sports car. Often has windows darkened with black see through sticky back plastic, an exhaust you could put your head in and more often than not has a huge bass music system in it that requires a small powerstation to run.

Look at that chav in his clio wanker mobile

by Wonky December 14, 2008

Corsa Wanker

When an individual becomes obsessed with Vauxhalls Corsas', using them in conversations, status updates and bringing them up wherever possible. In extreme cases, individuals have been known to develop sexual relationships with their Corsas', sometimes naming them 'Lucy' etc.

Did you hear Zac just passed his test and his mum bought him a car? Yeah, he's already turned into an absolute Corsa Wanker.

by ZacIsMyNemisis July 14, 2014

wickerbill

The foreskin on the penis of an uncircumcised male

He Still has his wickerbill

by nick pedosa August 15, 2006

ambi-wanker

Someone who nobs both of their hands.

(Originator- Steve Mansfield)

That man just played a guitar solo on both a left-handed and a right-handed guitar! What an ambi-wanker! I have never witnessed such ambi-wankery at close quarters!

by Tom John December 12, 2004

Reading Wankers

Your rich friends who go to Reading Festival (or any for that matter) 'for the lash' or 'for a laugh', regardless of who's playing.

These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s

Guy 1: "Have you heard The Libertines are playing this year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"

by pwbcallday June 7, 2010

Wanker

First coined in the early 80’s, a wanker is one who currently resides or was born on the westbank of New Orleans, La (Gretna, Marerro, etc). Derived from it’s origin “westbank” (west of the Mississippi River), wankers are most commonly lower income, blue collar Caucasians, who typically speak with poor grammar and in loud tones. Wankers can be easily identified by a fake tan, skirts 3 sizes too small, spikey hair, and domestic cars. It is not uncommon for wankers to get married at an early age (18-25), as well as having children during that same time period. Common physical characteristics of female wankers include outfits that scream for attention but come across as desperate, heavy makeup, possibly fake breasts if they decide to use what small amount of college savings their parents have accumulated on them, and big sunglasses. In males, spiky guido hair is the most dominant characteristic, as well as poorly managed steroid abuse, extra small shirts, stud earrings, and unfashionable shoes. Wankers will often travel out of their element into the Eastbank, where they congregate at clubs such as Republic or The Venue, where for that short span of time try to feel like they fit in with the rest of New Orleans society. Places you will not find wankers include upscale restaurants, wine bars, Saks, and german car dealerships.

You wouldn't catch me dead there on a Saturday night...that place is full of wankers. I'm going to the Columns instead.

Is she really wearing that outfits? She must be a wanker.

I got really drunk last night and hooked up with this random girl at the club. She gave me her number and I was going to call her this weekend, but found out she was a wanker.

by UPT May 22, 2008

Cockney Wanker

Twat, git, moron, bitch.

You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003