1 definition by ZacIsMyNemisis
When an individual becomes obsessed with Vauxhalls Corsas', using them in conversations, status updates and bringing them up wherever possible. In extreme cases, individuals have been known to develop sexual relationships with their Corsas', sometimes naming them 'Lucy' etc.
Did you hear Zac just passed his test and his mum bought him a car? Yeah, he's already turned into an absolute Corsa Wanker.
by ZacIsMyNemisis July 14, 2014