shower jumped

when in a house with many people and someone gets in another shower at the same time as you, making the water cold.

Jerry: We were up at the cabin and Stephen shower jumped me!

Tim: That's cold dude.

by KenziiLoo September 28, 2008

Jumping Jeans

A phenomenon caused by an erect penis, causing one's jeans to "jump" around.

He got jumping jeans while watching the cheerleading performance.

by Thejeanjumper December 29, 2010

jumping jacks

the act of spreading jelly on the inner crest of your leg while smearing crunchy peanut butter into those sweaty palms of your hands. When pb&j applied jump up and down while slapping your palms into the inner thigh with someone under you with an open mouth and break in the mouth.

very delicious way to make an excellent pb&j crunchy delight

"I'm full from all those jumping jacks Fred"

by pewpew bam January 17, 2009

bridge jumping

This is what happens when someone; generally a female companion backs you into a corner where there is nothing left to do but "jump off the bridge"

*Phone Rings*
Male: Hello?
Female: Hey
Male: Hey I was just playing COD can I call you back after the match?
Female: Yeah you can...but I will be mad.
Male: Gah.... well I'm going bridge jumping bye.
Female: Wha!?!? I'm sorry!

by TheGhostWhoTouchedYou October 29, 2009

jump off

a third choice; or other woman.

After i left my girl, i went straight to my jump off.

by kaitie. August 9, 2008

Puddle jumping

Where a bunch of teenagers go to the high school after or during a big storm/rain, into the football field where the HUGE puddles are and jump, run through, swim and play in said huge puddles.

"Jordanian! Let's go puddle jumping!"

"Okay! Get Lily, Joe and Midg.a and we'll take my vehicle!"

::Vroom Vroom::



:::SPLASH:::

by Alyxe January 16, 2009

bus jumping

The act of catching a bus that isn't going to your intended destination in the hope it will catch up with a bus ahead that is going to your intended destination.

i.e. Your bus pulls away just as you reach the stop so you jump on the next bus and ride it until it either over takes the bus you want or arrives at a bus stop the bus you want is stopped at, then you jump off the wrong bus and onto the right bus therefore avoiding being late.

Sometimes also referred to as bus surfing.

I missed my bus and ended up bus jumping all the way.

by Lou d June 28, 2007