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Hockey puck

Look at my hockey puck, it cost a lambo
by Aimaneh May 6, 2019
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Hockey Crowbar

A hockey crowbar is the Canadian term for what is commonly called a "Hockey Stick" elsewhere in the world.
Every hockey player should have a hockey crowbar for the game.
by January's_cold December 11, 2023
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Hockey Face

One who has a distorted, mis-shaped face due to getting punched or slammed in the face. Like how hockey players faces are from being beaten so many times, their broken noses, cheeks, missing teeth and overall "dumb" look on their faces forms a "hockey face"
Boxers on UFC have some gnarly "hockey face" just like those of hockey players.
by GingerSass541 May 26, 2014
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Playing Hockey

The acting of fucking someone(don’t matter who) but like I mean FUCKING them
“I heard you and Stacy playing hockey ”
“Uh fuck ya
by dogs hit June 22, 2022
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dick hockey

a group of guys playing hockey with their dicks
*in hockey dressing room*
koby * drops towel* “hey guys wanna play dick hockey”
by pussy crust January 29, 2018
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Taco hockey

When bitches be flippin the clit burger around like a hockey puck.
My girlfriend played taco hockey while I was on the phone with her
by Dildo baggins 69 August 17, 2019
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Grand Blanc Hockey

A middle ground team usually with 2-4 seniors that carry the entire team, with a great coach. while the rest are there just to give the seniors a break. seasons mostly suck with a higher lost rate than win probably because they let furries on the team and like elfs.
You hear about grand blanc hockey yesterday?
yea got mercied 9-1 in the second period by mid michigan
by Sir_Russian February 27, 2025
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