Ro-Hockey World Tour

A hockey-based game on Roblox where a bunch of underaged social rejects playing on their dirty iPads love to screw up their team's chance of winning the final against a team of 0 OVR bots, especially when they're the goalie. It's also filled with mostly sissy soccer/football fans with their display names being "Ronaldo" or "Messi" (those are the ones that you should NOT trust in RHWT) instead of actual like-minded hockey fans

Person 1: "yo wanna play ro-hockey world tour and sell??"
Person 2: "sure i'll be the goalie and let as many goals in as i can dude!!"
Person 3: "GK LEAVE!!!!"

by Merc2009 December 20, 2023

Taco hockey

When bitches be flippin the clit burger around like a hockey puck.

My girlfriend played taco hockey while I was on the phone with her

by Dildo baggins 69 August 17, 2019

Hockey sport

What my dumbass grandpa calls hockey, akin to Parents calling Xbox and Playstation all "Nintendo"

Dammit are you still playing that damn hockey sport

by JackinNOLM May 31, 2025

Grand Blanc Hockey

A middle ground team usually with 2-4 seniors that carry the entire team, with a great coach. while the rest are there just to give the seniors a break. seasons mostly suck with a higher lost rate than win probably because they let furries on the team and like elfs.

You hear about grand blanc hockey yesterday?
yea got mercied 9-1 in the second period by mid michigan

by Sir_Russian February 27, 2025

18A hockey

True benders. They tell people at school they are really good at hockey but when people say can i see your game they shun them off like they didnt ask the question or make something up about why they shouldnt go watch.

Ya I play 18A hockey I'm really good but, you shouldnt come watch my game there too expensive

by imnotwhojewthink March 17, 2010

Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

Girlfriend> hockey

Don’t go to hockey so u can hang out w me

Well you know what they say girlfriend> hockey

by Philly cheese steak January 25, 2019