Wilson (person)

A person who is godlier than a Benji and has a 24-inch dick that created man. He is a fun loving person.

OMG his dick is almost as big as a Wilson (person).

by Willyj123456 October 22, 2018

Wilson

A really dumb person. He does not think at all. He gets caught up on a girl and blows everyone off. Non reliable.

Frank-“Did he meet you for dinner?”

Sarah-“No he pulled a Wilson.”

by Millerlife69 January 28, 2020

David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.

"Heil Hitler!" Is David WIlson humor, simply unfunny.

by Fenbork December 18, 2023

Wilson tan

Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.

Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all

by @itz.not.wilson November 20, 2018

Brian Wilson

A shitty person who likes to leave his kids bc his broke ass mf self is stupid and he is a drug addict

“This guy is such a brian wilson”

by SpreadPositivity😍 January 14, 2022

Rory Wilson

A nice gut but can often feel obliged to add humor unnecessarily in order to impress others present.
He's that guy that posts a random emoji or stupidly unfunny meme that there is no way to respond to on a groupchat.
Good fun to be around in person though and kind of attractive.

He's done it again, he's done a Rory Wilson.

by FBLASIFB April 17, 2021

Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are tou addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025