Someone lacking in testicular fortitude. Takes his girlfriends little yappy ankle biting purse dogs for walks in public displaying her complete dominance over his actions.
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David Walker a local guy got so lonely that the he decided to fuck a Chihuahua/any dog thus he is David Walkering
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Get the White Walker mug.A Giger Wanker is someone who straps themselves to a ceiling whilst wearing a gas mask and then proceeds to masturbate to a slide show of H.R. Giger paintings. Traditionally they will mutter, "this is normal, this is normal," to themselves until they cum when they will shout, "take that sexual perversion!"
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Get the Giger Wanker mug.A janitor at Valve Inc. game studios, often confused with Robin Walker, a beloved programmer of the same place of employment. He was first delivered to fame by the Team Fortress 2 podcast "KritzKast".
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"So, Mr. Kevin Walker, can you tell us about the direction TF2's gonna be taking?"
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