The Wine Chair

The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.
“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”
by Nacho Burris December 31, 2023
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red wine supernova

an amazing chappell roan song ❤️🧡🤍💜🩷
🍷”I’m a lesbian, of course I listen to Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan.”🍷
by sophieiscasual August 16, 2024
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Best. Song. From. Jack. Johnson.

(Hawaiian Singer)
Go listen to the song *Red Wine Mistakes Mythology* from Jack Johnson
by Crazy_Senpai February 28, 2021
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the wine pony

Known also as a Leonie, this pony is. Very serious about words but as soon as the pony lets out the definition the pony forgets what it has said.
Person A"The one and only, the wine pony has arrived."

Person B" hide the wine before it's all gone"
by Jacobs creek August 24, 2017
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Wines

An action that where someone will eat anyones ass then absolutely pulverize it until it is inside out.
That retard just pull a wines on that man, poor guy.
by ~Oodle.odubs~ April 26, 2020
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wine muncher

A man that only eats ( sucks off/ blows) dick
Jim: Do you think bobs gay
Timmy: Nahh
Jim: hes a wine muncher
Bob: *shlurp*
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Unwilling Wine Stein

The Unwilling Wine Stein is a "wine" of choice, unknowingly spiked with quaaludes and served in a beer stein to conceal the impurities.

Typically served at frat parties but has gained popularity in the Hollywood rape culture

Aptly named after Hollywood producer, Harvey Weinstein.
I went to a Hollywood party last weekend, drinking wine from a beer stein... next thing you know, some fat guy is yanking out my tampon and eating my pussy.

I think I drank the Unwilling Wine Stein
by 1MD October 31, 2017
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