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Jonathan Wilson-Hart

Absolute chadathan of a man
and is pinicle of all things alpha
That bare knuckle fighter is so Jonathan Wilson-Hart
by Not Jonathan Wilson-Hart August 9, 2021
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Wilson

The guy in your group of friend that always makes an excuse to not hang out
“ I called mike to meet me for a drink, but that mother fucker wilsoned it and didnt show
by Skizeast December 18, 2018
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sinner Wilson

an offensive term for a person charged with, and subsequently imprisoned for, economic crimes such as tax fraud, tax evasion, insurance scams and ponze schemes.
a good modern example of a sinner Wilson, IMHO, would be Bernard Maddoff or Conrad Black
by Sexydimma February 26, 2015
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Matthew Wilson

Matthew Wilson is a silly blobby boy. He has been struggling to come out as Mr. Blobby for a long time, and has been seen watching Blobby XXX in his room. Everybody has a responsibility to ensure that Matthew feels safe and can come out in his own time.
Matthew Wilson you silly blobby boy, you silly blobby boy
by Blobby Master October 7, 2021
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Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.
My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
by LonnieListache April 18, 2018
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chubby wilson

(n) 1. A well rounded and rather plump penis that is average in size but packing mad girth.
(Adj) 2. Used to describe a very good, championship-winning caliber fantasy football team.
Jonathan's fantasy football team this year is going to win it all I swear, dude's got one chubby wilson!!
by The Chubby Wilson September 6, 2022
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Wilson

A sexy man with orange pubes. He has many parties and is still looking for X because he can’t find it. He gets turned on by his Math homework and loves golf. He likes golf because it involves beating small white balls.
by MABRY is boring April 9, 2022
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