The Wild-Wally theory is a combination of theories which add up to create another theory, so named.
It is the idea that Jordan Wild and Sandy Metwally receive an increase in sexiness of exactly 15% every day. This will eventually reach the point where the accumulation of all the percentages make a number which is impossible to determine.
This is increased by 90% on the day that either Jordan's coat or Sandy's shoes are worn by the invididual. They cannot both be worn on the same day, however, as the total percentage would reach over 100% and cause the appocalypse.
It is the idea that Jordan Wild and Sandy Metwally receive an increase in sexiness of exactly 15% every day. This will eventually reach the point where the accumulation of all the percentages make a number which is impossible to determine.
This is increased by 90% on the day that either Jordan's coat or Sandy's shoes are worn by the invididual. They cannot both be worn on the same day, however, as the total percentage would reach over 100% and cause the appocalypse.
Person 1: OH MY GOD LOOK HOW SEXY THOSE PEOPLE ARE!
Person 2 : It's Jordan and Sandy, haven't you heard of the Wild-Wally Theory
Person 3: A OWL
Person 2 : It's Jordan and Sandy, haven't you heard of the Wild-Wally Theory
Person 3: A OWL
by WildWally October 17, 2010
Get the Wild-Wally Theorymug. "Can I have a bite out of your Wild bologna pony?"
OR
"Ohh.. take me for a ride on that Wild Bologna Pony."
OR
"Ohh.. take me for a ride on that Wild Bologna Pony."
by poopfloop September 22, 2011
Get the Wild Bologna Ponymug. 1 "you smell the turnip greens cookin'?"
2 "yeah, smells just like wild ox farts"
1 "yeah, and you'll be lettin' some wild ox farts after eatin' 'em too"
2 "yeah, smells just like wild ox farts"
1 "yeah, and you'll be lettin' some wild ox farts after eatin' 'em too"
by D0p3 June 11, 2006
Get the wild ox fartmug. The hippies should all go out and pick some nice "organic" almonds out in the forest. They should eat several dozen of them.
by Elitist January 18, 2004
Get the wild almondmug. when you've killed all but one of your enemy's units (in a RTS game) and the last of the enemy's units is roaching around, possibly in your base killing your workers, until your enemy sees that you've sent your entire army at his last unit and consequently runs his last unit around the map, leading your 50 unit army on a wild goose chase for 30 minutes until he abruptly resigns when your army closes in on his unit.
OMG, I thought I won the game, but his last light cavalry was harassing my economy and I had to send my entire army to lead a wild goose chase after that last light cavalry unit for 30 minutes - and then that bastard resigned just when his light cavalry fell into my ambush.
by inquilinekea October 15, 2008
Get the wild goose chasemug. by Gicklepotomus February 21, 2003
Get the Wild WillaWanna Beanmug. A state of being involving pushing one to his or her limits and going overboard. Letting ones hair down and getting buck wild in a social setting. Members often tags WCN in appropriate settings.
That guy took a shot of jack, threw up on his date, and punched the bouncer in the face. Talk about Wild Child Nation.
by Birdio September 30, 2012
Get the Wild Child Nationmug.