Wax Wanker

A person obsessed with letting everyone know how cool he/she is for the fact they just bought and are now playing music/djing using vinyl records .

"I Just bought some fresh wax straight from Berlin"(wax wanker) "Tonight Im playing at 10 till 11 and Im only bringing wax for this one"(wax wanker)

by ( ' ' ) ..... April 20, 2014

Wax the pearlies

to floss one's teeth

I have to wax the pearlies before I go to bed

by purpleburglaralarm August 25, 2025

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023

wax woman

A slut. Particularly one with huge fake tits and a huge fake badonkadonk.

"Hey wax woman, nice tits!"

by Waxwoman July 13, 2023

Waxed dolphin

Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion

Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!

by JusAFkinFruit November 2, 2023

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

A series of trading cards by Wax Eye, They include Chucky Harms, Zomba Crunch and Chainsaw Toast Crunch.

Wax Eye Cereal Killers are the best.

by SPrice1980 April 20, 2022

MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX

CREDIT TO : JERRY BLAVAT THE GEATOR WITH THE HEATER ...DO THE 81...LEADS OFF WITH CANDY AND THE KISSES ...DOUBLE RECORD ALBUM MADE OF WAX

AND HOTWAX RECORDS ...WESTBOUND NUMBER NINE...FLAMING EMBERS
AND CRAIGSLIST..G00GLE..FACEBOOK FAVORITE...WANT ADS ......WANT ADDS

DRIVE
LIVE TO TELL
HOLD ON
RELEASE ME
RAUNCHY

POSITION...ON THE SPINDLE
TRADER JOES
PUSHIN' TOO HARD ...

TARGET:SEE FOR YOURSELF
MOTOWN MINNIEAPOLIS HAS BLOWN DISNEY

NOW that the GAME is in place the MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX has to begin fighting the ELDER ABUSE FRAME and the best way to do it is to understand the SOUND AD DISPLAY needs a new partner which easily you know what that is right away , "as tell me FAG BOY " do you have anything else to "ADD".

Hey do they have corporate SOVERIEGNTY over themselves when the MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX is in place inside the I SCUM FACTORY.

Isn't it cool to not have to deal with their BABY WIPES as the price of the MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX as do you think the G00GLEPLEX.BUTTH0LE delivers to MENLO PARK or maybe the BUYER comes here to PEDAL their awesome SOAPY BANK ON IT HEY DAY BLUE ORIGIN TOOTH SPEAKERS.

by ACTUARIAL FULL CIRCLE August 14, 2022