Mill Valley

A town 10 minutes north of San Francisco. Downtown is the best place to go: window shopping is amazing, lots of weird little shops, Old Mill Park and the Depot are usually pretty crowded. Police-people are kind of grumpy, probably because they never get to do anything, because nothing happens in Mill Valley. You can tell the small population of tourists apart by seeing what they're wearing: during summer, tourists wear shorts and tank-tops and shiver their @#!*% off, while locals wear sweatshirts and jeans and Uggs. Winter: tourists are more likely to blend in with the warm clothing. Our summer is fall, not June-August. Lots of dogs. A lot of smokers too, but lots of non-smoking areas. Weed is smoked a lot behind the Safeway. Starbucks is better than Peet's Coffee.

Mill Valley is like a smaller, less insane San Francisco, except not really.

by ellsabellsa December 5, 2010

Boob valley

The deep gorge between the "womanly mountains" usually accentuated in a negative way by certain ill-fitting clothing.

The prom dress would have looked perfect on her if not for the boob valley.

by redlead April 24, 2012

sipsey valley high school

Sipsey Valley High School is 99% atheist 1% Islamic, and 100% white trash. The pregancy rate at SVHS is 90% for females and 10% for males. All of their sports suck so bad, all of their athletes change schools, hoping for just one win. All of their teachers are former sex offenders that have spent at least 10 years in prison.

Pregant teen walks up.
Person, "You must go to Sipsey Valley High School."

by Central Student October 18, 2013

yucca valley high school

The worst school ever. It 's in the middle of the desert in the shithole town known as Yucca Valley. Half of the kids are here because their parents forgot to where a condom. It is full of white trash, emos, illegal aliens, stoners, and methheads. All the girls are ugly and have stds. Some people realize how shitty it is and will do everything to leave.

Don't ever go to this school.

Person 1: "What school are you going to?"
Person 2: "Yucca Valley High School."
Person 2: "I hope you enjoy your stds and meth.

by Hax Bro September 13, 2017

Pregnant Valley

A school in pennsylvania where girls get pregnant at least every year.

John- “Hey did you here that another girl in PV is pregnant.”
Jason- “This only happens a PV that’s why we’re Pregnant Valley”

by mystery- January 25, 2019

Mingya Valley

A section in Massachusetts that is the home of the Kraftador and the draft pick swindling Pangidore. Fantasy sports, cemetery work, and a love for the Red Sox and Boston Bruins are prevalent in this area.

Deep in the heart of the Mingya Valley, the Nazers run wild with fresh powder

by MingyaPangiHasNoDraftPicksBud May 3, 2022

Cattaraugus Little Valley High School

A place where the girls are ugly, you’re related to everyone and their cousin, and you can’t fuck someone without creating a mutant child.

Have you heard all the rumors Jillian McCormick started at Cattaraugus Little Valley High School?!

by Bigboylittlepeen November 4, 2021