Crest Virginia

A small town in the panhandle of Florida, Crestview. Refers to the portion of town north of i10, whereas south of i10 is refered to as "Crestucky".

"You from FWB, Niceville, or Crestview?"
"Crestview."
"Crestucky or Crest Virginia?"

by BigBlueWeenie November 5, 2021

Virginia Ham

I am so sick of Virginia ham. All I eat is Virginia ham, all I feed my kids is Virginia ham. We want to be paid with anything but Virginia ham. -No bananas for us:(

Person 1: I am so sick of Virginia ham.

by antenna1 March 12, 2022

West Virginia Foreplay

The act of giving your sister a foot massage

Mother: I saw you giving Betty Lou some West Virginia Foreplay
Me: We only went to second base afterward

by ButtMunchee September 6, 2021

Virginia Ham

When you hit your partner with a skilet, knock them out and then shove some country ham up their ass

I was horny and craving salt, so my boyfriend gave me a virginia ham

by G8RADE September 12, 2021

Virginia

A pure gorgeous girl who is independent and kind. She is someone who you will love if you're the right guy, she is social,
But get her too mad she will punch your face. So WATCH OUT!!

"Oh look! a virginia blueberry!"

by Virginia D September 14, 2021

Virginia

A pure gorgeous girl who any man can love. She is a crafty cat who works hard in school and is boy crazy. She is kind and sociol but can be feisty and furious, so if you get her too mad, WATCH OUT!!!!

"She sure is a Virginia girl!''

by Virginia D September 14, 2021

virginia milk dud

When having anal sex, and you have a pierced penis(works best with the Prince Albert) making sure to churn that stinky doody hole real good, then pull out briskly leaving a milk dud like ball off poopie stuck in the ring. Then make your partner suck the poop off the end off it.

I fucked this chick in the ass the other day and gave her a Virginia milk dud

by Thrust torso September 15, 2021