two sheep

the eastern europian way to say TWO SHITS.

for two sheep i fuck off back home me, two sheep

by sky high March 10, 2009

two thot

A reference to the absolute banger 1Thot 2 Thot Red Thot Blue Thot by Yung Gravy. Not quite as good as a one thot.

McCasual is honestly such a two thot.

by yunggravy March 10, 2019

in-two-ruptor

A person who, in what is no doubt an effort to look as knowledgeable as another in a given conversation, gives up listening and tries with their allotted conversational brainpower to predict the last two (sometimes one when they are feeling lax) words of your sentence. once predicted, they will try to time themselves saying it on top of you doing so, allegedly establishing their knowledge on whatever you're talking about.

No man i tried to talk to him about the sales but every time i would present an idea he showed brazenly how much of an in-two-ruptor he is and then just shook his head and presented his own. guys a fucking tool bag.

by skwerley October 7, 2009

Two Theory

When one makes a generalization on something, and there are only two examples in which said event has occurred.

Person 1: "Yeah, that person always sings".

Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".

by two theorizer April 3, 2010

trick or two

When someone can show you sexual techniques/positions that you may not know.

The gentleman said he could show me a trick or two after he finished fixing the computer.

by CottonHead21 March 23, 2017

mister two

Enunciation of MR2, a Toyota mid-engined sports car produced from 1984 to 2007.

Yo look at that sweet "mister two " drive by!

Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.

by meme meister extraordinare May 31, 2018

Two-Dividual

Normally ranking over 200 pounds. Whenever such person sits down there is normally a "damn" or "hmpphh"

Example of Two-Dividual
Ojay: *Walks in the room and sit down in a seat causing it to creak*
Everybody: "Damn"

by DefineSomeMysteriousGuy March 7, 2023