A term coined by two 21st century outdoors-men frequently coming into contact with young shirtless seemingly muscle pumped human males sometimes sporting questionable clothing styles along popular hiking routes in the USA.
Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.
Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”
These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.
Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.
Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”
These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.
by PeaceXLove777 July 22, 2020
Get the Trail Twinkmug. That cute Twink just texted me again, man I'm gonna destroy him when we get home Friday! -my foreman
by Qwerty277 April 28, 2022
Get the Twinkmug. by Ariistohot June 23, 2024
Get the Twinkmug. Basically Ethan in every way. Small gay little guy who like the company of other men. Also know to be a pillow Princess
by P diddle the Twink dominator May 16, 2025
Get the Twinkmug. by 100% right all the time November 20, 2022
Get the Twinkmug. Person under the legal age of consent (Sexually). Usually 18 in most of the world. In the LGBT world it’s commonly misused as a person who thinks they are over 18 when they are NOT.
Hey Bill, look at that twink. He thinks he’s hot stuff, but he’s not even the right age. Yeah he’s no more than 16 years of age. What a true twink. He will just have to wait to be deflowered if he hasn’t been already.
by PeterLuvsCox January 15, 2022
Get the Twinkmug. 