super turnt

state being were all motor functions and inhibitions

Chris was super turnt while copping dome from Amanda in front of all his friends

by dil pickles78 March 18, 2014

Spontaneous Turntuption

The act of turning up unexpectedly

Last night, Mike and I were just having beer watching some TV, next thing I know theres 30 people in my apartment doing jäger bombs. It was a serious case of spontaneous turntuption

by Steve Brule April 2, 2015

too turnt two wheels

The local alcoholics that have duis in the town of Lasalle/Peru and ride their bikes everywhere including to the bars and their jobs

I just saw too turnt two wheels ride his bike to the liquor store

by Bk2333 January 8, 2015

timmy turnip

When you give a mans bellend a twist clockwise

My dad gave me a Timmy turnip

by Sambohdi Steve December 22, 2015

Chinese Turnpike

Financial slang. Worthless shares in a non -existent company

"We'll sell this mug shares in Chinese turnpikes. "

by Jersey Andy. September 22, 2016

Cross Turnt

When someone drinks and smokes weed around the same time and feels the effects of both at one time. Many times when someone gets Crosss Turnt it can lead to vomiting due to the intense effects.

Dude I was so cross turnt last night after I smoked then took 5 shots.

I got so cross turnt last night that I threw up!

by Partier September 13, 2016

The Turning

The point at which a republican realizes that there are no better options and begins to act as if he is, and always has been, a viable candidate.

John fervently opposed Donald trump until Jeb Bush dropped out. Now we have lost yet another to The Turning.

by RandomAfroGuy June 15, 2016