tree toss

A retired annual show that used to be broadcasted on Much Music. Two people would take an old christmas tree, and hurl it off the end of the Much Music HQ roof, into a dumpster below. If it landed in, firworks would set off.

Rick Campenelli often took part in tree toss. It was sweet, but they ended it a couple years agoe

by <3snowjob May 9, 2006

tree wizard

Synonymous with tree doctor.

That there tree wizard cured my trees of dutch elm disease.

by Louie Anderson November 28, 2006

Tree virginity

If you're a tree virgin, you've never climbed a tree before. Most people lose their tree virginity when they're just children, but some people remain tree virgins their entire lives....what a shame.

1. "I'll be back soon mom. I'm going to the park with Sally. We're going to lose our tree virginity together."

by fessefessefesse March 13, 2010

tree on deck

Having weed/marijuana available for smoking.

Ben: "Yo man who's got some tree on deck?"

Zanzibar: "I got you man."

Ben: "Ah thanks dawg I've been having night sweats."

by DaTruthx January 2, 2012

awkward palm tree

An extension of awkward turtle where one arm is placed horizontally whilst the other stands vertically on top, swaying as if in a breeze. Often used to break tension and silence in a room when the awkward turtle doesn't quite do enough! Can be extended by mimicking coconuts falling off the palm tree.

misha: well this is awkward...
georgia: *awkward turtle*
... still awkward....
misha: *awkward palm tree*

by tulipgirl January 24, 2011

Free Range Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.

Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?

Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!

by Laleph December 14, 2010

tree thugger

aka the new age hippie, the badass hippie. the product of the combination of the hip hop and touring hippie festival cultures. commonly wears a straight brimmed baseball cap (with a tilt) with a combination of baggy pants and shirts, skateboarding shoes. The true tree thugger owns a pitbull. tree thuggers often attend hippie music festivals, and are most commonly the ones that drugs should never be purchased from.

commonly wears a straight brimmed baseball cap (with a tilt) with a combination of baggy pants and shirts, skateboarding shoes. The true tree thugger owns a pitbull

by Mikey Fitz November 7, 2008