tired izzy

Someone who always complains about being tired, even though they never do housework

Her house is such a mess and she always says she's tired, she's such a tired Izzy

by Heejeedeejee August 23, 2023

Tires against cancer

Magic car tires found rarely in nature that can cure cancer.

Thanks to Tires against cancer, my cancer was cured!

by Ligij September 26, 2023

im jus tired

there's too much to explain

person 1: hey bro, u good?
me asf: yeah, im jus tired

by yo no hablo español September 29, 2023

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

I'm tired goodnight

Something somebody says when tired and ready for bed

(Goodnight btw)

Guy: Want to watch XQC?
Other Guy: No, I'm tired goodnight.

by TheGuywhodoesidk July 20, 2023

Brain tired

When you aren't physically tired, but you can't put much effort into what you're doing, like being emotionally tired but as soon as you change what you're doing to something you'd prefer to do then you'll have all your energy back

"You alright? You seem pretty tired."
"I'll be alright, I'm just brain tired"

by AndrosLesbian August 2, 2023

Spare Tire

When one person (said person can be single/taken/etc) hangs out with multiple couples at once, and can no longer be referred to as a “Third Wheel.” A “Third Wheel” usually applies to one person and ONE couple.

Person 1: “Yea man, I was at the movies with Shaun, Nick, and their girlfriends, it was pretty fun!”
Person 2: “You had fun? You weren’t even a “Third Wheel,” you hung out with two couples, that makes you a “Spare Tire.”

Person 3: “Hey!…Don’t worry man, you’ll find someone soon enough!”

by LookHoneyAnAbomination June 7, 2022