monkey kiss

(Verb): To open your mouth wide, place on a person's cheek creating a seal, then move your tongue around viciously essentially licking their cheek and preferably covering it in saliva. Often used as a joke punishment on a friend or significant other.
Girl: Why do you think they call it a spork?
Guy: (Monkey Kiss)
Girl: Awww! Gross!
Guy: Hehe...
by A-Master Dizzle March 12, 2008
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Kiss of the dragon

The dipping of a penis into a shot of alcohol prior to consuming it.
Hey Chris, my tip kinda burns from that kiss of the dragon!

You should probably pour your own shot because Brian is known for surprise kiss of the dragons.
by Somar Niarb July 18, 2010
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aussie kiss

cunnilingus (the act of touching a woman's sex organs with the mouth and tongue in order to give sexual pleasure)

Etymology: Aussie kiss is similar to French kiss but from down under
"down under" refers to AUSTRALIA and New Zealand
"I Aussie kissed her for some ten minutes before actually pushing my fucking cock into her hole."
by HKSJ May 29, 2006
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kissing wizard

The homeless man pulled his pants down and showed them the old kissing wizard.
by bunnykiller138 September 13, 2009
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kiss of the clown

in english we call it red wings, so i asked my south american friends what they call it; and they came back at me with kiss of the clown! I love it and think its a better visual. For those of you that do not know red wings is when you go down on a chick when she has her period.
Dave is excited to go home and get a kiss of the clown
by heinygirl January 31, 2011
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Shabby Kiss

When you kiss someone and they puke.
Fat boy opened his gob and dropped a Shabby Kiss
by Meester Spud July 31, 2008
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Kissing Marathon

Where a couple give eachother continuous small kisses on the lips. Often used when the couple are trying to say goodbye and it lasts a long time.
Girl: "It's so painful to say goodbye to my boyfriend! We had a kissing marathon till like 4 am on my front porch."

Girl's Friend: "Ew. Shut up before I smack you."
by PinkeySherbet July 12, 2011
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