slicing the pineapple

doing something meaningless and retargerous and suffer the subsequent negative consequences

if you don't know what you're doing, it's better to ask others for help instead of just slicing the pineapple

by Sexydimma March 13, 2015

Finely Sliced French Bread

Another word for vagina

"Give me a piece of that finely sliced French bread"

by bigdilfdontdodat May 9, 2022

slice vinyl

v. 1. To alter the noises made by a typical record on the turntable by using a blade to scratch, cut, slice, or otherwise deface the record.

2. To make beats by cutting or scratching at certain angles around the record.

I took my aunt's weak-ass Peter Frampton LP and sliced it into this tight buzz loop!
If you got any 12"es you don't want anymore, bring 'em over to my place so we can slice them up!
My turntable's needle is fucked to shit! That's the last time I let Miguel slice vinyl on it...

by SEM; June 2, 2007

No matter how you slice it

It means no matter how you interpret or express something, it will still result in the same outcome. Moreover, the truth of a statement is not changed or affected by the way a situation is thought about or described. It’s a foregone statement.

Also “any way you slice it”.

No matter how you slice it, dogs are a man’s best friend.

by Bah Zah October 22, 2023

Side slice

They have a side slice

They have a side slice

by anonymous September 23, 2021

Saving a slice

to save someone from being shot, stabbed, or killed. this is often used by the person winning a fight as mercy.

Person 1: "bro saved that guy a slice"

Person 2: "fr"

Person 3: "a prime example of saving a slice"

by Ratthaloss October 26, 2022

I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025