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Shark-Nosing

The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.

Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."
by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013
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Sharks and minnows

One child is the shark and stands in the middle of the yard. The other kids are the minnows and line up at one end of the yard. The object is for the minnows to get from one end of the yard to the other without being caught, aka tagged, by the shark. If tagged, then the minnow also becomes a shark.
Bob: Let’s play sharks and minnows

The children in his basement: Yeah

Bob: I’ll be the shark

Kids in the basement: ok
by Your bob August 30, 2022
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Shark Special

When a male performs cunnilingus on a female during her period.
Baby I'm about to give you the Shark Special on your Shark Week.
by JENnaySayQWA April 1, 2015
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karma shark

A portmanteau on the words “karma” and “business shark”; a karma shark is a selfish person who superficially does selfless things such as charity, favors, etc. expecting rewards. Such a person believes good deeds or good karma should be treated as credit in order to gain materialistic rewards. A karma shark will often try to manipulate, guilt trip, emotionally blackmail, or peer pressure people into doing favors in return for said acts of generosity loaded with selfishness.
That dude was such a sleazy karma shark for doing all those favors with strings attached!
by Major Madcat July 19, 2019
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The Shark Gods

Nathaniel and Jerry, translucent sharks 10x the size of a normal shark. Mainly inhabiting the Atlantic Ocean they eat large amounts of fish, seals, and cult members who fail to impress their greatness. With a cult based around them, the religion worshiped by only the most intelligent and strong extremists (and this one autistic dude), their cult numbers are few but powerful
The Shark Gods will smite you down with the power of the ocean
by I just ate a bat May 21, 2020
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Shark eyes

When you are pushed too far and it, "flips a switch internally" and your eyes go "dark".
I didn't want any trouble and tried to de-escalate but they kept pushing and pushing and I could feel myself beginning to have shark eyes.
by Extremejutsu January 20, 2023
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Nicotine Shark

One who is constantly in search of a cigarette; an eRoe.
by Nic O. Tine December 24, 2008
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