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Genetic Roulette

So basically it's the act of serveral men (no specified amount) all ejaculate into one bucket, which is then stirred together. Then with a willing woman, she is given the "genetic surprise", and then after her 9 months of pregnancy in which all of the men were dreading and anticipating, they take a DNA test to see who the baby belongs to. The person who is deemed the father then "loses", and is therefore legally obligated to care for the woman and child, and is not allowed in following rounds (unless they are a betting man). Continue on without the loser until there is one person remaining, the true winner of Genetic Roulette. Keep in mind, everyone should give consent to this. The reverse of the game can be done too, where if several men are all in love with the woman, whoever gets her pregnant first is them the winner, as if a way to choose her partner.
She said she's willing, who's ready to play Genetic Roulette?
by Piratekingpotatoslayer January 10, 2024
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air canada roulette

The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.
We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.
by Cheo R September 24, 2022
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Mood roulette

People whose moods are utterly impossible to predict.
Going to visit Mike , wonder which number of mood roulette he'll be on today?

Becky just broke up with Steve again, should be an interesting game of mood roulette tonight!
by AustenPowers77 June 3, 2016
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russel roulette

When attempting to free handle a Russel viper, the fastest striking snake in all of India, ends badly with a bite full of hemotoxic venom straight into your blood stream And a death sentence.
What was that guy thinking? picking that particular viper up is like playing Russel Roulette.
by Ambassador for humanity February 9, 2025
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Nut busted naked roulette

Win you spin a weel has kick, squeeze for 15 seconds nut to hammer, nut wedge , nut to robot, nut nurf hit and skip, friends get to choose nut crush method, choose other to do punishment But friend chose punishment thes turn for you

The one with the least amount of nut shots gets to squeeze others nuts naked for 1-2 minutes
Do you want to to play nut busted naked roulette

No my balls are still sore from last night we played
by Biggest brain December 12, 2022
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Morgantown Roulette

(N.) An incestuous game in which participants attempt to have anal sex with family members while blindfolded. They must come as close to orgasm as possible before moving on to the next family member in an attempt to make it through all participants without ejaculating until they have reached the last participant. A non-family member will frequently mediate the movement of people and ensure that all blindfolds are on.
Did you hear? The Johnsons had a big family reunion, and they stayed up late playing Morgantown Roulette with each other. I wonder who won. Yuck.
by Nodrog Seveer October 2, 2018
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American Roulette

Russian roulette but instead of putting one round and spin the cylinder, you take a semi-auto pistol, put one round in the magazine, load it in, and rack the slide.

guaranteed death unless its a dud, or just shoot at the opponent
drunk guy 1: Hey lets play Russian roulette
drunk guy 2: nah American roulette better
drunk guy 1: ok teach me how play
drunk guy 2: *pulls out a glock, loads one round into magazine, puts it in, racks the slide, shoots self*
*BOOM*
drunk guy 1: uhhhh.....guess I won?
by Unholy Saint January 2, 2024
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