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nine ball knuckle shuffle

playing with one's balls.
I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.
by Stickee Fingaz September 22, 2013
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chicken nine

an order of nine chicken nuggets relayed to kitchen staff in a McDonalds resturant
Clerk: can i help you?

Customer: Yes, i'll have nine chicken nuggets please

Clerk: (towards kitchen staff) CHICKEN NINE!!!!!!!
by Kip Kursey June 27, 2007
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Nine

Used to describe a situation that is fun but not a complete ten, hence "nine".
A: OMG that party was so nine
O: Yeah I had so much fun
D: Me too!
by olysda203 August 5, 2016
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Oh-Nine Factor

Equal to 0.000000001%. An extremely low probability of something occurring. Was seen in Neon Genesis Evangelion.
The chance of this working is 0.000000001%, or pathetically enough an Oh-Nine Factor.
by DarthShinji January 25, 2014
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nine wipes

where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.
I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.
by bluelagoon January 15, 2010
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Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine
Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine
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