by Meta-Hand-Shakes January 14, 2021
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When you really have to take a shit bad and you plan to just dominate the toilet, perhaps even in a way that may even crack the porcelain.
by gr8whiteheight March 14, 2011
Get the Master Webster mug.Where you take your Master Card and slide it through your partners butt crack and lick the poop off it.
John: Hey Amy I got my Master Card today, do you want to master slide?
Amy: Yeah sure
John: Ok, you can lick the card
Amy: Yeah sure
John: Ok, you can lick the card
by EthanTheEthan aka The Jew September 5, 2020
Get the master slide mug.Someone whom is very alluring and using their mysteriousness to subdue others. They are very shy, yet bold. They have no rhyme, rhythm or flow.
They only follow three rules.....
1) Many people pursue them, but they only burn with desire for one person.
2) They NEVER make a move to initiate sex and play coy to the very end, no matter what.
3) They are very private and only allow the one person they desire to hang out alone with them, everyone else is not worth their time (this does not apply to family members or friends with no sexual desires for them)
They only follow three rules.....
1) Many people pursue them, but they only burn with desire for one person.
2) They NEVER make a move to initiate sex and play coy to the very end, no matter what.
3) They are very private and only allow the one person they desire to hang out alone with them, everyone else is not worth their time (this does not apply to family members or friends with no sexual desires for them)
The coy master is an enigma to me, I love them but I am just not sure if they love me. What if I make a move and they reject me? When I am by them I tremble, shake and my knees buckle. I am head over heels in love.
by ZMVS May 7, 2017
Get the coy master mug.When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.
Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!
Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?
by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012
Get the Master-Blasterbation mug.in all four nations the simp master is know for defeating the thot nation
characteristics: Flirty, too happy, unpredictable, dangerous, introvert worst nightmare
characteristics: Flirty, too happy, unpredictable, dangerous, introvert worst nightmare
by crackheads >:) April 30, 2021
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