Boomer Eggs

When a cannibal rolls a freshly killed Boomer or Baby Boomer's human body into a simple ball in order to fit it into a freezer, the body is normally forgotten about for months until remembered. once remembered, they are left to defrost and eventually

the cannibal will unroll the body and cut it open from the rectum to directly above the genitalia, this is considered "cracking". once the body is cracked, feces, urine, and undigested food spill out. Like a normal egg, you eat the innards and disregard the "shell". Thus the "Boomer Egg" is born.

Danny: "Man, I'm hungry!"
Mark: "Let us head to the basement and make some Boomer Eggs."
Danny: "Yum! Can't wait!"

by Sheeeeeeenooo October 29, 2019

Wet Eggs

Dropping greasy, wet shits. Typically hangover shits.

I was in the stall for an hour laying some wet eggs. I feel like hell.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Egg Cooker

Setting fire to the gases produced by flatulence

That was a massive egg cooker by James

by Thundar August 3, 2007

creme egg

When a person makes a small hole in a Cadbury's creme egg, sucks the creme out then ejaculates into the egg, seals the hole and gives it to their unexpecting victim

"aw man shes been really annoying recently, im gonna have to give her a creme egg"

by chunkyjizzmonkey February 14, 2019

Robin Eggs

A blue Vicodin capsule that is the most powerful prescription on the market.

Man, I went to the doctor and popped 4 Robin Eggs and almost had to get my stomach pumped.

by Steve-OBSM August 17, 2011

pterodactyl egg

A large hump on a fat person's upper back. It looks as though they are harboring a pterodactyl egg that could hatch out any minute.

Kristine's shirts had difficulty fitting because of her large pterodactyl egg.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

loose eggs

when something's out of its container

wow that sugar sitting there on the ground sure is loose eggs

by trotro's dad September 19, 2013