When you accidentally shoot yourself in the eye with your own cum shot; Self inflicted or by your significant other. Potentially could lead to an Angry Pirate.
Dude, last night my girl was riding me and just as I was cuming, she pulled me out and gave me A Christmas Story
by Skinny Lou May 20, 2016
Get the A Christmas Storymug. To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.
by Prada Glasses June 29, 2008
Get the Christmas Treemug. a more polite paraphrase of "For Christ's Sake" - such a paraphrase is often used loudly or/in public places so not to offend or draw attention to using "Christ" in a potential negative connotation
A woman upset about not finding an item they need in a grocery store or finding out that the grocery is out of the needed item - instead of saying "For Christ's Sake!" using "For Christmas Shakes" - A man upset that their favorite team is losing using "For Christmas Shakes," in front of their children - Also "For Christmas Sakes"
by David Petreaus Curtis December 6, 2011
Get the For Christmas Shakesmug. To give a Christmas bonus, a girl must have sex with a guy in the cowgirl position. Then she gets off right before he orgasms, knees him in the balls, says 'Merry Christmas' and walks away.
Shelly gave John a Christmas bonus last night and he couldn't get out of the fetal position for ten minutes.
by TRX534 November 29, 2009
Get the Christmas bonusmug. The opposite of a Christmas bonus, resulting in a smaller than usual paycheck in December. This is often experienced by freelance and part-time workers, who tend to get fewer assignments at that time of year.
#1: Let's have lunch at that cool new restaurant. I hear it is pretty expensive, but I just got my Christmas bonus!
#2: You go - I got a Christmas minus, so no luxuries for me this month...
#2: You go - I got a Christmas minus, so no luxuries for me this month...
by mynah2012 December 20, 2012
Get the Christmas minusmug. A cat who loves to celebrate christmas with their friends. These cats often get dressed by humans in different christmas-clothing and they watch christmas-movies and eat christmas-cookies with humans.
by theurbanestofthemall December 3, 2016
Get the christmas catmug. That one little light sitting on the table that makes everyone in the vacinity incredible horny just looking at it and smelling it. Often a romantic scent
The guy went to a Christmas party and sat with his new girlfriend and cuddled with her. He had not planned on doing anything, so they sat and enjoyed eachothers company until they both looked at the cinnamon flavored Christmas Candlelight and they ended up utterly destroying each other.
by anonymous007 March 5, 2012
Get the Christmas Candlelightmug.