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Blood Baby

A baby born whilst her/his mother is on her period. Thus, when s/he is born, she is covered in blood. The effect is especially pronounced on children born to women with heavy flows.
Nurse: "Oh my God, she's birthed Satan!"

Doctor: "Calm down, that's just a blood baby."
by GoonGoblin8 October 18, 2010
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Tiger Blood

Those whom are in possession of this sacred substance are immune from the effects of: face melting, weeping children standing over your exploded body, and the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks.
Carl "I got tiger blood, man,"

Bill "Whats that? It sounds disgusting"

Carl "No man, its great, I don't have to worry about my face melting, weeping children standing over my exploded body, or the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks!"

Bill "Will it be magic?"

Carl "So much so that I wont remember you, but you will remember me for the rest of your life!"
by The ma-sheen March 19, 2011
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raining blood

when having sex with a virgin you go really hard so she bleeds everywhere
Steven - What was it like
Ben - Oh, it was raining blood
by Harry Carter February 25, 2008
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blood walk

A walk invented by tha bloods where u slide ur right foot and spell blood wit ur left foot.
Mike:did u blood walk yet?
Jay:Nah
Mike:Do u kno how?
Jay:Nah
Mike:Dumbass
Jay:Fuck u nigga(Blood Up).
by Fatboy Ray November 7, 2006
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first blood

The time when a man kills another man for the first time in honorable combat.
I was only 21 when I experienced my first blood. Since then, nobody's ever fucked with me.
by Robertino October 16, 2005
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blood check

The act of checking your face to see if you're bloodied. Whether it's rooting around in your mouth to see if you've loosened a tooth or checking your fingertips for blood after taking a hit to the face. Commonly used among hockey players.
"Damn, Probert really had a go at him. Look, he's pulling a blood check. Why even bother?"
by number 26 November 10, 2011
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Love Blood

The blood that results on your boxers after fucking your girlfriend while she's on her period.
"What the fuck is that red shit on your boxers?"
"Oh, that's just some love blood, man."
by I <3 Marx February 22, 2010
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