The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.
It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.
It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.
"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
Get the Funeral Beardmug. by kbeard February 8, 2007
Get the gee beardmug. A man whose beard game is on point. His beard commands attention and takes up a large portion of his face. When having relations with him he will likely have you screaming "daddy" (even though he may not have kids)
by Kbunnei July 8, 2016
Get the beard daddymug. Vlad has not shaved in three weeks and you can clearly notice the absence of hair in certain areas of his face, thus Vlad has a Pervert Beard.
by VanMan2424 May 14, 2010
Get the Pervert Beardmug. by dandfingman July 1, 2011
Get the Sticky Beardmug. by Clarence Jud June 8, 2017
Get the Shanghai Beardmug. by That Dude99 November 8, 2009
Get the Anti-Beardmug.