watermelon nuts

A metaphorical condition attained when chasing a prospective partner for a long time.

Is commonly used interchangeably with the term blue balls.

Example: "Tom has been chasing that Marsha for a while now. That ass has his nuts grown like watermelons!"
"Dude had the watermelon nuts after that Stacey put their relationship on hold."

by DanteJefferson2999 November 27, 2016

Watermelon

Fat asses of Niki Minaje

Damn that watermelon big

by Jimmy Jim james January 15, 2019

you better count your watermelon and peaches

Jason I’m coming to get you

Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches

by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018

Saucy Watermelons

When a girl is showing off her breasts as if they want to come out and play.

Man she's got some saucy watermelons

by Shirkules August 24, 2018

Watermelon

A red and green fruit that has seeds
That are black.

Carolina: I love watermelon because it taste sweet.

by Hacker11_54 August 26, 2018

A watermelon

When you can’t piss after having sex or masturbating because your penis is erect.

“Hold on hoe, i’m taking a piss. You’ve gotta give me a minute, I got a watermelon.”

by HogeyHogan January 25, 2019

Watermelon

It’s my new way of saying cool

“That is so watermelon”

by bubblegumbunniez February 6, 2019